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Revolutionary Phase - The revolutionaries will obtain money from patent/copyright/brand pirating and drug/jewel/weapon/immigrant smuggling and money laundering. (This will also defund our opponent, the liberal establishment.) These revolutions will rapidly evolve into profit making ventures. The stock market is highly sensitive to political storms. Prior knowledge of the uprisings will generate considerable earnings.
Nascent Political Movement Phase - The political movements can attain funds from churches, unions, and local government.
Quasi-Independent Nation Phase - Certain businesses will provide revenue for the new states and will in consequence receive favors. The states will protect businesses from district attorneys, tax collectors, the police, regulatory agencies, and direct confiscation. The businesses can also be rewarded with contracts and licenses.

It's Just Revolting!
The U.S. government has us fettered to a foolish war in Iraq. The U.S. government demands the payment of excessive taxes. The U.S. government is enslaved by lobbyists (AIPAC, trial lawyers, heaps of big corporations). In short the U.S. government has been naughty. It must be spanked:
1. Various (more or less) aggrieved entities will purchase, through intermediaries, influence in American media: right wing and left, Spanish language and English; newspapers, tv stations, radio stations, and websites. Particular focus should be on the Southwest and cities like New York, Philadelphia, Washington, Atlanta, and New Orleans. http://www.jihadwatch.org/archives/013091.php
2. These same (more or less) aggrieved entities will assist ethnic separatists in the U.S. both financially and otherwise.
3.“Grave injustices” will occur.
4. Acting in concert, the ethnic separatists will stage uprisings. I see rebel role-models joyfully seizing symbols of oppression. In particular the ethnic separatists will stage the taking of hostages (perhaps literally on a stage or a tv studio). Hostages will be selected from among government officials, lobbyists, CEOs, and figures from the media. Spokesmen for the separatists will take the opportunity to persuade their ethnic brethren to join in the rebellion. The spokesmen will guarantee a thrilling revolutionary experience. The above mentioned purchased media will now act. The left wing media will praise the hostage-taking, the right wing media will condemn the hostage-taking (repeatedly).
Aftermath: Meanwhile back in the rump U.S. the political system will be discombobulated. The Left will be captured by the separatists. The yuppies will exit the Left - they will step to the right and transform into Republicans. As a consequence the Republicans in turn will flip over. They will become more of a libertarian party.

Ethnic Spokesmen: a Cup of Obama, a Cup of Che
The ethnic spokesmen will respond to deeply-felt needs. The spokesmen will:

• transport their listeners with joy
• offer practical benefits
• work to equate ethnic patriotism with separation (without mentioning that they are doing so) “We can no longer be afraid of the white man!” “Why should the Dutch or Swiss have their own nation but not us?”
• insist that the arrival of an earthly paradise reserved for their ethnic group is imminent “We will all respect our fellow citizens!” “We will build great monuments!”
• amplify the distress the ethnic group is feeling
• recruit professionals, men and women in uniform “Where is our Washington?”
• recruit the urban lower class, students, women - a wide variety
• promise to review the sentences of nonviolent offenders
• employ politicians and other celebrities to assist in recruiting
• identify the revolution as inevitable
• demand reparations
• focus resentment on an individual or set of individuals
• use ridicule, irony, play-acting (The hostages could serve dinner or be put on trial. They must not induce sympathy, however.)
• demand full independence (but later accept quasi-independence: unincorporated status or commonwealth status)
• declare that Destiny is calling “This is our one chance to make history!”
• conquer the moral high ground “We must honor the suffering of our ancestors!” “We must give our children hope!”
• give every effort to avoid the impression of a rebellion half-baked.

An advertising agency will be hired to find the themes that will bear repetition. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Cialdini

Ethnic Separatists:
• Mexican-Americans (new nation Aztlan includes cities of Los Angeles, San Diego, Phoenix, Santa Fe, El Paso) http://www.larazaunida.com/index.php and http://www.nationalmecha.org/about.html
• African Americans (new nation or nations named New Africa or Mississippi includes cities of Washington, Philadelphia, Atlanta, New Orleans, Memphis, Baltimore)
• Puerto Ricans
• Native Americans
• other Caribbean separatists
• Pacific Island separatists
• (and after some time) whites

Aggrieved Entities:
• China
• Arabs
• Islam generally
• Latin American drug cartels
• Russia
• local U.S. governments
• Christians
• Europeans
• everbody else


angry white Republican shouts:
These people have got to be stopped now! Don't be fooled. The revolutionaries are determined and able. If they succeed the social order is finished. We have to act swiftly and with resolution - without any hesitation - if we are to prevent disaster. Society will be turned upside down with the savages on top if we loose our nerve.
The revolution - and this is the word for what is happening - has won broad support from the (Hispanics/blacks/others). This support cuts across class lines. I have witnessed with my own eyes professionals dizzy with excitement over the criminal acts of the rebels. I and many others will not forgive or forget the traitorous actions of people I thought were loyal and responsible. We must clear our minds of sentimentality. We are dealing with a stinking mob here - a collection of sub-humans. You are either with us or against us - decide now. Force must be met with force. The revolutionary leaders ought to be hung in the public square. Anyone lending support to the traitors will be shot.
Their goal is nothing less than separation. We can not allow this to happen. Such acts are illegal and will not be tolerated! They have been subjected to hate propaganda against us for years and now see the result. Now is the time to end the life of (Afro, Hispano, other)-fascism, to kill it once and finally. The traitors and criminals will obey in the end.


sympathetic white liberal surrenders:
Many have given up hope, but the time for despair is not yet upon us. We still can compromise - still hold out the olive branch. (Hispanics/African Americans/others) often have justice on their side, we can not be too proud to admit it. They have suffered and continue to suffer from discrimination and violence. Everything is on the table. In the opinion of many forward-thinking people reparations are now deemed necessary as well as multiple prisoner releases.
Make no mistake, the rebels are resolved to end injustice. We must hear their grievances. So long their voices have been silenced.
So many in the minority community are thrilled by the rebels - and I make no excuses for their illegal actions. I wonder where have we failed these communities?
The recent outrage by the police captain - comparing the rebels to "a collection of apes" must receive zero tolerance. Let us all distance ourselves from this disgusting comment.
We can still reach common ground. Don't give up hope! We shouldn't give up yet. We can still reach for the stars and the American dream.